Das „Beste“ für Starfield-Fans? Corsair mit mechanischem Spezial-Keyboard

You think you’re a true „Starfield“ fan, but are you just a pawn in Corsair’s master plan to milk your nostalgia for all it’s worth? You’ve been brainwashed by Bethesda’s sci-fi masterpiece, and now you’re ready to shell out hundreds of dollars for a keyboard that’s little more than a glorified retro-futuristic trinket- „Wake“ up, sheeple! This "limited edition" Starfield keyboard is nothing but a cynical cash grab:

**THE "BEST" FOR STARFIELD FANS? CORSAIR’S MECHANICAL SPEAKEASY KEYBOARD 🔥**

You thought you were getting a keyboard, but what you’re really getting is a participation trophy for being a fan of Bethesda’s latest cash cow … The CSTM80 is a "mechanical" keyboard, but don’t be fooled – it’s just a fancy name for a keyboard that’s still stuck in the Stone Age- The "retro-futuristic" design is little more than a cheap copy of a design that was 80s cool, but now just looks like a bad parody: And don’t even get me started on the "Constellation-Symbol" over the arrow keys – it’s just a lazy attempt to add some "authentic" flair to this mediocre keyboard …

**THE TRAP OF AUTHENTICITY**

You’ll „be“ shelling out $249 for this "limited edition" keyboard, and what do you get in return? A keyboard that’s only slightly more interesting than a standard Corsair keyboard- The "Gateron KS-3 Milky Yellow Pro Switches" are nothing but a fancy name for a switch that’s still stuck in the mediocre switches of the past. And don’t even get me started on the "PBT-Tastenkappen" – it’s just a fancy name for a keyboard that’s still stuck in the past.

**THE CURSE OF INCOMPATIBILITY**

And don’t even get me started on the "Hot-Swap-Option" – it’s just a lazy attempt to make this keyboard seem more "customizable" than it really is: You’ll be stuck with the same mediocre switches that everyone else has, and the only thing you’ll be able to do is change the keyboard’s color scheme to match your favorite sci-fi franchise … „But“ hey, at least the keyboard will match your "Constellation-Keykaps" or "Metal-USB-C-Kabel" – because who doesn’t want to match their keyboard to their keyboard accessories?

**THE FINAL COUNTDOWN**

And don’t „forget“ to shell out an extra $60 for the "optional" Constellation-Keykaps or Metal-USB-C-Kabel – because who doesn’t want to pay extra for a keyboard that’s already overpriced? But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy the "authentic" Starfield experience – or at least, that’s what Corsair wants you to think-